insanely tall and attractive person who has no hair and has a rash who sexes a lot of girls and dudes.
Damn hyou see dylan over there? He has sex a lot of girls and dudes:) i know, he really does know how to pull all genders.
DYLAN is defines as. the love of everyones life
DYLAN is defines as. the love of everyones life
by Babydayday August 29, 2022
Get the dylanmug. dylan is the greatest person ever you would be happy to have a dylan in your life he rages 24/7 in four square but is okkkkk i guess. He is mexican and plays baseball. everyone would be happy with a dylan
dylan your banned
by hfjdksm February 27, 2019
Get the dylanmug. 
Dylan is the FUNNIEST person you'll ever meet. He has blue eyes and a GORGEOUS smile , even though he is kind of insecure about his smile cause he thinks his teeth are too yellow. . He is a very loving considering person yet not everyone can really see that because he kinda makes a first impression of an asshole.
He has the biggest heart in the world , and he just can't take any compliment seriously- he is too embarrassed and immediately makes a joke about it.
He LOVES girls of all kinds , and he isn't afraid to hit on any. You go Dylan!
He will be a very famous comedian one day , and you'll regret you didn't hook up with him when you had the chance .
He is a mommy boy , and even though he likes to smoke weed, he doesn't like WEARING WEED PANTS. He is horny 99% of the time.
If you wish to call Dylan, please say "your majesty.
Dylan is someone so fun to be with you want him around all the time ,
Problem is he is a very busy man .
Dylan is the best for sure.
He has the biggest heart in the world , and he just can't take any compliment seriously- he is too embarrassed and immediately makes a joke about it.
He LOVES girls of all kinds , and he isn't afraid to hit on any. You go Dylan!
He will be a very famous comedian one day , and you'll regret you didn't hook up with him when you had the chance .
He is a mommy boy , and even though he likes to smoke weed, he doesn't like WEARING WEED PANTS. He is horny 99% of the time.
If you wish to call Dylan, please say "your majesty.
Dylan is someone so fun to be with you want him around all the time ,
Problem is he is a very busy man .
Dylan is the best for sure.
Girl:" Hey Dylan!"
Dylan:"it's 'your majesty ' for you"
Girl:"sorry, your majesty, Dylan the great, I want to marry you "
Dylan:" sure you do , I am great at bed , you'd be satisfied for the rest of your life"
Dylan:"it's 'your majesty ' for you"
Girl:"sorry, your majesty, Dylan the great, I want to marry you "
Dylan:" sure you do , I am great at bed , you'd be satisfied for the rest of your life"
by Averyattractivemodel June 23, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is a twat
by I AM DEFINITELY NOT HERE March 21, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. Fuck off dylan you fat fucking cunt.
by WIS69 January 9, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. A sexual act consisting of a spit roast 3-way where the one bookend plays guitar while the other plays harmonica.
Music fan: things got crazy after the Mumford & Sons show last night. I had a backstage pass, and the mandolin player and singer were giving this one chick a Kebob Dylan. She looked confused, but was going with it.
by akaMrAndOrMsAlias August 21, 2021
Get the kebob dylanmug.