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Adam

Adam is a a big fat fart face (ur cool tho)
Adam fart
by FartFaceHaver April 19, 2024
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Adam Thielen

A wonderful species of human containing the most wonderful bliss and most tender fans thus of kings
“damn didn’t see Adam Thielen get 70 yards
by Whazzup3723 May 7, 2022
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David monk adams

David monk Adam’s was a Australian convict in 1845

and he died 1878 from malnourishment and pneumonia.

His body was recovered in 1920 and was donated to scientific research.

His body was sold and was given to medical students.

And is now in possession of a Monash medical school graduate.

He was given to the medical student who graduated with honours in 1995

His name was mark franck
David monk Adams is fake
by David07 March 18, 2021
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Adam

Guy 1: Why isn't Adam here?
Guy 2: He's too busy sleeping!
by dragonslayerlouis January 13, 2022
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John Adams Day

John Adams Day is a day to celebrate anyone who goes by the name of John Adams. The day is January 1st.
I told my work I wouldn’t be able to come in today since it is John Adams Day.
by Joseph handman December 9, 2020
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Nasty Adam

The Nasty Adam:

When you take a bunch of raw fish and fill a balloon with it and then blow the balloon up into your asshole. Then you walk around like that for 3 days and then you shit-fart the fishy balloon out of your asshole into your girlfriend's mouth and she sings a rousing rendition of "I've been working on the railroad" while giving you a blumpkin.
I was trying to meet this new girl and she told me she likes sushi so I straight Nasty Adamed her.
by Hopalong Assidy March 12, 2021
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Adam

He is my crush for these reasons that define ADAM: so cute but ugly he stares into outer space at times AS IF (not true) his brother died because of him and he just replayed it in his head. he breaks rules but builds new ones. he is the most hard-working couch potato ive ever seen. he loves football. chokes his friends playfully but then laughs at his stupidness. black hair suits him with the glasses. has no problem being hit on the head purposly by girls like me and loves talking. almost got a behaviour form for stupid behaviour at class, farted 2 times (once purposy once not) in a SCIENCE EXAM. we pass eachother notes. so what else? hes the bestestestest/annoyingestestest person
Me: Hey Adam what was that for???
Adam: my bad my bad
Me: (bonk him on the head) stop that bro!
Adam: hehe (acts like hes dying) aaaah u killed meee
Me: great
by genius3762 May 12, 2025
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