munt cunt

When Suryaa is a dog cunt and gets too smashed when pissing up with the boys on a satdie night and munts in the garden bed. Thus causing him to become a munt cunt.

Oi ya fuckin gronk, Suryaa munted in the garden, what a munt cunt.

by Gronk cunt March 18, 2019

cunt cam

A sex webcam.

Eventually Holly realized she had a problem when she started calling in sick to work, just so she could linger on various cunt cam sites.

by Shar1 October 11, 2013

Cunt Farmer

One who is known for trolling clubs and other hot spots in search of sexual conquests, and is more often than not successful.

man, jay is such a cunt farmer. i saw him get 5 numbers in one night.

by specksy November 28, 2010

queer cunt

commonly used bye vegemite eating mullets complimenting other vegemite mulletd

john you fucking queer cunt

by suck my peen peasant September 26, 2019

Cunt Ton

Exactly 1000 fuck tons. The largest unit of measurement imaginable. May be either quantitative or qualitative. An imperial measure, therefore a metric cunt ton may be larger.

Dude 1: That's a shit ton of stuff. No, bigger than that, a fuck ton.
Dude 2: No, that's like 1,000 fuck tons. I'd call that a cunt ton.

by ElOjo May 20, 2011

Daft cunt

A daft cunt is someone who doesn’t know what there on about and needs a good slap

Here do you kna that Ollie, he’s a right daft cunt I’m ganin to chin him me

by BykerAreMUGS January 17, 2021

Cunt-Tard

A combination of Cunt and Retard.

Guy 1- Did you hear about what happened to Dave?

Guy 2- No

Guy 1-After his Cunt girlfriend picked out a very expensive engagement ring and made him buy it, then made him go to Ireland to meet her holy rolling dad- she said no when he proposed.

Guy 2-Damn- she is not a Cunt- she in an evil Cunt-Tard!

cuntbitchevilhoewhoreretardmental

by Arjay3 October 21, 2010