by Ja Bismarck March 24, 2024

An official day newly introduced by the President of the United States Donald J Trump.He quoted “on the 30th of July it shall be national blowjob day”
by Jarred Will July 29, 2020

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.
April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".
by Starholed April 18, 2024

This is a controversial day when if you look like sex on legs you can do anything you want and not take blame nor punishment for it.
Beth: *eats a sock and a dinosaur*
Taya: how dare you
Me: it’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants
Taya: how dare you
Me: it’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants
by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020

by You.have.too November 12, 2021

Everyone has to tell their crush they like them on May 19! If you don't, then you're not in respect of our country. 😒
"dude! did you hear that Alex confessed to Paige's mom he likes her?!"
"well yeah duh, its national confess to your crush day."
"well yeah duh, its national confess to your crush day."
by wowzahhhhh May 17, 2025

by forREVer November 7, 2019
