When it costs an arm and a leg so instead you get your budgie the little helicopter out then shave your hair off because there isnt much left to comb over anymore since the misses wheres your trousers now
by Holdenmahairline July 4, 2021
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by Bobby Gap July 4, 2021
Get the Dirty Charnie mug.Your basic bold bus pervert who spends more on busses than on car fuel and thats saying something he will also hide the cucumber on his person for a party trick
by Holdenmahairline July 4, 2021
Get the Dirty Charnie mug.A Dirty Charnie is the name given to a well hung man that can shag all night long and can still go into the next day banging like an engine in a worn out Ford Cortina
by Bobby Gap July 4, 2021
Get the Dirty Charnie mug.Dirty Malva is when you freeze Cat shit and litter in a condom to perform a extremly painful anal session.
by Dirty Malva July 5, 2021
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Get the Dirty jocelin mug.the act of shitting in a cone, whilst your partner blows it back up your arsehole to the tune of we will rock you. usually performed on a tuesday after gold
by david jennings July 6, 2021
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