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Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023
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Hate on Zonuts Day

March 22nd is the day to hate on all zonuts don’t be shy!
It’s Hate on Zonuts day!”
by Igaateyiumik March 22, 2021
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When: September 26th

A day when you’re supposed to have at least 1 mental breakdown.
Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?

Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!

Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.
by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022
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the day

today is the day and the day is up to me on when it is the day
big man: todays the day

short beta: for what???

big man: its the day im right

short beta: yes ofc day is any day!!!

big man: CORRECT!
by Glueman May 15, 2022
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March 7
Ask your crush out it’s ok if they say no but hopefully they will

Go for it ladies and men!
John: Emma will you go out with me?
Emma: ummm.....
John: it’s national ask your crush out day!
Emma: oh ok, then yes!
by Bisexual lesbian March 7, 2021
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National A350 day

March 5

The day when aviation fans around the world celebrate the engineering masterpiece, the Airbus A350.
*Flightdeck*
Captain: Dude, do you even know what today is?
First Officer: March 5th.
Captain: Yes! It’s National A350 day! Tell the cabin crew to turn up the cabin lights and let’s party!
by reverse35k July 30, 2022
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Goon to a twin day

Everyday from 2025, you must goon to a twin once a day.
Man 1: Yo have you gooned to twin yet?
Man 2: Yeah dude, I gooned to you today.
Man 3: Same bro you got some ass bro.
Man 4: Wait.. it’s goon to a twin day?
by TwistXL August 29, 2025
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