Your lips say one thing
but the drugs say another
how can I massage
this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post
Hang me up and drain me dry
Mend my shipwrecked spirit
Lift the veil from my eyes
but the drugs say another
how can I massage
this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post
Hang me up and drain me dry
Mend my shipwrecked spirit
Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day
The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians
Of the future
And I still pity you
Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle
May your sea burn like tar
May your sky be rolled up like a scroll
May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say
If you went up in smoke?
If I dug you up
and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians
Of the future
And I still pity you
Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle
May your sea burn like tar
May your sky be rolled up like a scroll
May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say
If you went up in smoke?
If I dug you up
and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023
Get the Goodbye Sober Daymug. by Igaateyiumik March 22, 2021
Get the Hate on Zonuts Daymug. Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?
Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!
Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.
Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!
Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.
by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022
Get the National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Daymug. big man: todays the day
short beta: for what???
big man: its the day im right
short beta: yes ofc day is any day!!!
big man: CORRECT!
short beta: for what???
big man: its the day im right
short beta: yes ofc day is any day!!!
big man: CORRECT!
by Glueman May 15, 2022
Get the the daymug. John: Emma will you go out with me?
Emma: ummm.....
John: it’s national ask your crush out day!
Emma: oh ok, then yes!
Emma: ummm.....
John: it’s national ask your crush out day!
Emma: oh ok, then yes!
by Bisexual lesbian March 7, 2021
Get the National ask your crush out daymug. March 5
The day when aviation fans around the world celebrate the engineering masterpiece, the Airbus A350.
The day when aviation fans around the world celebrate the engineering masterpiece, the Airbus A350.
*Flightdeck*
Captain: Dude, do you even know what today is?
First Officer: March 5th.
Captain: Yes! It’s National A350 day! Tell the cabin crew to turn up the cabin lights and let’s party!
Captain: Dude, do you even know what today is?
First Officer: March 5th.
Captain: Yes! It’s National A350 day! Tell the cabin crew to turn up the cabin lights and let’s party!
by reverse35k July 30, 2022
Get the National A350 daymug. Man 1: Yo have you gooned to twin yet?
Man 2: Yeah dude, I gooned to you today.
Man 3: Same bro you got some ass bro.
Man 4: Wait.. it’s goon to a twin day?
Man 2: Yeah dude, I gooned to you today.
Man 3: Same bro you got some ass bro.
Man 4: Wait.. it’s goon to a twin day?
by TwistXL August 29, 2025
Get the Goon to a twin daymug.