National sucking dick day

May 1st also known as National sucking dick day!

Hey did you hear what today is? It’s national sucking dick day.

by Your secret Admire May 1, 2024

National kiss day

To kiss the man you love

Girl1: Hey girl its national kiss day

Girl2: omg ima go kiss my boyfriend right now

by Mr get back May 1, 2024

National Opps Day

2nd May is celebrated as opps day for all those retards that are OPPs in your own team

Yoo she should be celebrated on national opps day

by Starrrgirl May 1, 2024

Opps Day

May 2nd is celebrated as opps day for those bitches that are opps in your own team

Opps day is in honour of this girl

by Starrrgirl May 1, 2024

May 2nd national cooch pic day

You get to request an open legged vagina pic from anyone and the must send it

You: "hey it's may 2nd national cooch pic day"
Friend: "bro I'm your Grandma I ain't sending you that"
You: "I didn't ask?"

by James_2000 May 2, 2024

Cocio Day

2nd May each year we have global cocio day

Viggo: Why is everyone drinking Cocio today?

Lukas: Because It's global Cocio day

by BigBoyChonkster May 2, 2024

dick biting day

its the day where you get your bf or male friend to get you to bite his dick (may 21)

*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*

by goth_jesus May 2, 2024