Dirty Jaret

When during the act of a soup kitchen one spreads shit on the windows, then finishing the act completely concealed, while leaving photos of said soup kitchen in the glove box

Jon: I had to burn my car.
Steve: Why is that?
Jon: had some bums do a Dirty Jaret in there!!!
Steve: what!?!? They left pics too???
Jon: and a thank you note signed by the group

by PervHirt August 29, 2019

Dirty Riley

When you bust a nut so hard that you fall asleep after.

“I walked in and saw a cold hot pocket next to my friend who was dead asleep. He must’ve done another Dirty Riley.”

by tinklerat May 4, 2025

Dirty Krishav

The act of throwing cow shit on to your Dad's chest from across the family dinner table, all while inserting your feet in each other's anal cavities.

''I saw a video of Patel doing the Dirty Krishav last night''

by SNOTATOR January 14, 2025

Dirty Collin

When you spit on your shaft then slap a friend with it.

Was at a party and accidently got dirty collined

by anonymous April 10, 2023

Dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup

When a man has sex with a woman who has a yeast infection and is also on their period.

My man gave me a dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup for my birthday.

by ScottyBeamer November 15, 2023

dirty brittani

When you’re at an amusement park and u find a woman and take her into a porta potty then peg her and her kids walk in.

Last night after riding the Ferris wheel I walked in on my mom pulling a dirty Brittani.

by Staletwinkie September 8, 2021

Dirty virdie

Dirty virdie is a girl with short hair who will have sex with anyone and let you do anything Is sexual and put anything inside any hole she has for A little cash and go around taking about she has a good job that pays good money. She's usually used as a Buffet table for abandon kids.

Tonight I am going Home and do a dirty virdie. I am going to abandon my kids on her neck and in her Mouth for Cheap.

by classy ladylove August 23, 2023