Insurance Shit

You're like 95% sure it's just gas. Pretty sure it's just a fart.

...but you decide to sit down on the toilet JUST in case. 95% of insurance shits usually end in something productive, and can save you from the ever-embarrassing shart.

Rick: Okay okay okay ready I got one, get the lighter...

*PRFFFFTTFFRFRTT*

Rick (cont'd): HOLY DICKSWEAT THAT WAS AMAZING!!

Roll: Okay lemme tr-...wait...wait...nope, I've gotta take an insurance shit.

by Timb0.Slice November 12, 2010

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Cute shit

When someone sends you something really cute

OMG SKYLAR THATS SOME CUTE SHIT

by Bitchwithaheart February 25, 2019

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The cider shits

The shit you have after a day of drinking cheap cider or other cheap alcohol, that has a recognisable smell or might smell like the alcohol you previously drank.

Ah man I had the cider shits proper bad the other day because i drank white storm and lambrini

by north east knowledge September 24, 2017

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Shit Pistol

A water pistol loaded with diluted fecal matter.
Helpful when heart-felt revenge is in order.
Not a recommended course of action in many circumstances.

1: "Man, I cheated on my wife and she soaked me with the shit pistol"

2: "Hey! That lady just hit my car and drove off, I'm gonna chase her down and spray her windows with my Shit Pistol."

by wansambenlovin March 23, 2010

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OLD SHIT

Old Man, Dad, or Grampa who's loosing it

That old shit can't even wipe his ass anymore!

by NickerDick November 1, 2018

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shit lag

When you move time zones and your shitting schedule is thrown off for weeks, due to the time change. It is similar to jet lag, but it is much more difficult to recover from.

Man, it's been a month since I moved from NY to TX, and my shitting schedule is still off. I just can't get into a normal routine. I'm suffering from a severe case of shit lag.

by warspreadeagle September 5, 2013

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