rusty martinez

Inability to commit, likely to agree verbally then not uphold one’s end of the deal.

We all agreed to the tee time on Sunday at 9am. Aaron pulled a Rusty Martinez 5 minutes prior and bailed. Foursome to threesome.

by anonymous August 5, 2024

Rusty Jenny

A sexual encounter with an aged female that results in multiple abrasions and lacerations from boutique jewelry that may necessitate a tetanus shot.

Johnny patiently awaited his diagnosis after the previous night’s encounter with a Rusty Jenny

by El Jefe Diablo October 2, 2019

Rusty fish hook

A rusty fish hook is when you stick your finger in your own anus and curl that finger and put it in someone's mouth and pull outward.

My girlfriend is so grimy she begs me for the rusty fish hook.

by ThroatOGagginz August 1, 2016

rusty elephant

The act of making one's mouth exceptionally dry and blowing into a penis during oral sex, making a trumpeting noise to mimic an elephant.

Man #1: How was it last night bro?"
Man #2: "Horrible, she gave me a rusty elephant."

by 469 Productions June 3, 2016

Crankin the Rusty Wrench

A no lube hand job that lasts over ~60mins

This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member

“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench”

by JJJETPLANE42069 November 2, 2023

Rusty Boomerang

When two men are making love doggy style, the "Alpha" conducts what is known as a "Reacharound" while both parties are shitting their brains out.

Talking to your bro: "Bro, that rusty boomerang you gave me last night was sick as fuck!"

by OnRyeBread May 17, 2014

Rusty Venture

V. Masturbating so profusly that your penis becomes red and irratated

I could'nt score any ass last night but was so horny i went on a rusty venture

by Dawhiit3kid November 26, 2010