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French Hand

When a man gets a handjob and has his pubes braided at the same time.
I got a french hand yesterday. My crouch looks like snoop dogg.
by g-mancer December 5, 2011
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French 75

An acrobatic sex act that involves the use of a frozen baguette and a lit cigarette. Oui oui
If you’re feeling stretched out enough we can French 75 later.
by LibnLou June 12, 2022
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FrEnCh

Konnichwa
konnicwa- yo tengo una a poroto mi hoi oui oui, this is FrEnCh
by ∞hyd November 9, 2019
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French McNasty

When you or your gf licks the others butthole just before giving a french kiss
I threw up when my girlfriend told me what she had for dinner just after I gave her a french mcnasty
by schwinn360 July 9, 2018
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French Fur Trader

Code for a pimp, or a highly promiscuous male dealing in the slinging and slaying of lots of pussy.
"I am waiting for my French Fur Trader to deliver me my entertainment for the night."

or...

"He bags so much hair pie he might actually be a French Fur Trader."
by FDollCreator January 4, 2025
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French Blastoise

When you're fucking your retarded girlfriend as she is giving birth to your retarded baby, you scream "BLASTOISE, USE WATER CANNON" and you jizz at sonic speed, cutting the umbilical cord of the baby whilst also impregnating the retard with a new baby. French efficiency!
I am saving the huwhite race by doing a back to back French Blastoise on my retarded hispanic on ze pooblique spaeze.
by Pokeboi Kamasutra April 1, 2018
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French Kingdom Mapping

High rated mapping channel in Czechoslovakia. French Kingdom Mapping has almost 200 subs and is highly active on YouTube. Subscribe him now, and click on bell to get informed about the bestest mapping in Czechoslovakia.
Whole mapping comunity: French Kingdom Mapping is best!
by Anonymous8377271827 March 20, 2021
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