Cut the water

When life turns off the “flow” all at once, like every bill, glitch, and unexpected expense crashing down on the same day…leaving you standing there like, “Who shut off my blessings?”

My rent, car note, and Wi-Fi all hit on Friday, and my engine light came on. CUT THE WATER

by Deacedeals September 25, 2025

Cutting that ass

A description of something that is really bothersome.

John: Let’s go outdoors and finish up that project we started yesterday.
Frank: Naw man, that cold wind is ‘cutting that ass’ and I don’t have a coat!

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 12, 2019

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Samurai cut

A cut so exact. So precise. That it doesn’t even look like a cut.

He samurai cut Junior, JR looks good for a second then split in half.

by TheScientist1 July 11, 2021

Cut

A circumsized dick.

“hey bro are u cut cause i’m not”

“i am sadly...”

by fuckmebro387 December 18, 2017

Like ur cut g

When u like someone’s hair cut and slaps them in the back of the head

Taylor - like ur cut g *slaps head*
Jamal- bruhhh

by OG urban legend October 26, 2020

cut the mayo

To not be capable of a basic task

This guy can’t cut the mayo.

by James Washburn March 27, 2024