When the toilet is clogged with toilet paper, so you've flushed it over and over until you're at the point where you have no idea if the weight from the water will finally flush it or if the toilet's gonna overflow. That near-future toilet now exists in a superposition of being flushed and overflowing on the floor with your shit, so your planning brain has to treat it like both outcomes have happened (toilet superposition) as you pull the handle.
With that flush, I had come to the point of Schrödinger's Toilet. It was salvation or death. There was no turning back now.
by SeagullSpit May 22, 2022
by RomanTurkey April 19, 2023
Nelinda in the toilet is a meme made by a group of teenagers through quarantine.
It began when a girl named Nelinda went into the bathroom and filmed a video of going there, at the time she was also talking to her internet boyfriend she has never seen before. In the group we began asking who is in the toilet Nelinda showed in the video. One of us said that Nelinda was in it and the others joined in, that's how Nelinda in the toilet was created.
With time our group made a story of how Nelinda ended in the toilet. Her internet boyfriend dressed up as Foxy the pirate fox from Five nights at Freddy's and flushed her down the toilet, then in a moment of regret he flushed himself down the toilet too. Tho Nelinda wasn't flushed into some dirty drain she was flushed down into a circus who's manager was another "friend" of us. She joined the circus as the clown and worked her way up to be the leader of the clown, then the ringleader and then the manager of the circus instant of our friend.
It began when a girl named Nelinda went into the bathroom and filmed a video of going there, at the time she was also talking to her internet boyfriend she has never seen before. In the group we began asking who is in the toilet Nelinda showed in the video. One of us said that Nelinda was in it and the others joined in, that's how Nelinda in the toilet was created.
With time our group made a story of how Nelinda ended in the toilet. Her internet boyfriend dressed up as Foxy the pirate fox from Five nights at Freddy's and flushed her down the toilet, then in a moment of regret he flushed himself down the toilet too. Tho Nelinda wasn't flushed into some dirty drain she was flushed down into a circus who's manager was another "friend" of us. She joined the circus as the clown and worked her way up to be the leader of the clown, then the ringleader and then the manager of the circus instant of our friend.
Jacob: Have you heard about the new meme named Nelinda in the toilet?
Derek: No I haven't, tell me about it.
Derek: No I haven't, tell me about it.
by MexyTheFox May 17, 2020
When you sit on the toilet for so long and get up there is an imprint of the toilet left behind on your ass and legs.
by Classyhobbit September 07, 2020
The act of going to the toilet whilst consuming an alcoholic beverage. An offshoot of the more commonly known Power Shower. Usually takes place in preparation for a big night out shunting or kunting.
by Bill Sussman March 16, 2010
Sigma: What’s the full form of BTS?
btsfan: Oh, It’s Bangtan Sonyeondan
Sigma: It’s wrong
btsfan: Huh? Then what is the actual full form of BTS?
Sigma: Best Toilet Service 😎
btsfan: Oh, It’s Bangtan Sonyeondan
Sigma: It’s wrong
btsfan: Huh? Then what is the actual full form of BTS?
Sigma: Best Toilet Service 😎
by King of all gamers March 06, 2024
John: wow man, you fucked her?!
Me: yeah, I banged her in one of those pay toilets
John: oh, a 20p toilet?
Me: yeah, I banged her in one of those pay toilets
John: oh, a 20p toilet?
by Mxxgaylad February 09, 2018