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rusty elephant

The act of making one's mouth exceptionally dry and blowing into a penis during oral sex, making a trumpeting noise to mimic an elephant.
Man #1: How was it last night bro?"
Man #2: "Horrible, she gave me a rusty elephant."
by 469 Productions June 3, 2016
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rusty martinez

Inability to commit, likely to agree verbally then not uphold one’s end of the deal.
We all agreed to the tee time on Sunday at 9am. Aaron pulled a Rusty Martinez 5 minutes prior and bailed. Foursome to threesome.
by anonymous August 5, 2024
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Rusty fish hook

A rusty fish hook is when you stick your finger in your own anus and curl that finger and put it in someone's mouth and pull outward.
My girlfriend is so grimy she begs me for the rusty fish hook.
by ThroatOGagginz August 1, 2016
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Rusty

When you need to shit so bad- comes from the man Rusty.
I need to take such a fat rusty right now guys
by Fartillicus August 16, 2023
mugGet the Rustymug.

rusty poop

When you forget to flush your log and it sits in the toilet bowl (or floor) for several days until someone notices.
Melissa, why is there a rusty poop on the kitchen floor?
by AJ911 April 10, 2019
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Rusty Lisch

Rusty Lisch was quite possibly the worst Quarterback (statistically) to start multiple games in the NFL. He was a last resort option for the Chicago Bears in 1984- he played so bad that Mike Ditka benched him and put HOF Running Back Walter Payton in as his replacement.

The name Rusty Lisch is synonymous with having your final option be so bad that you have to substitute it with an option that should not even be under consideration,
When Bill runs out of memes, Don is always a steady back up. But when Don runs out of memes- they have to rely on Jen- who typically supplies inferior memes- her memes are so bad that they would be ahead with no memes. Jen is like the Rusty Lisch of meme trading!
by King of Memes! May 26, 2025
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Rusty nail

When you wipe your bum and your finger go’s through the toilet paper and you get poo on ur finger
Fuck! I got a rusty nail
by Finnzapoo November 11, 2020
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