Double Lumpkin

When a girl gives a man head while he is shitting and pissing. (Often deemed impossible)

Yesterday at work I stumbled upon Robert giving Paul a double lumpkin in the bathroom.

by Tripod787 June 18, 2008

Double Pump

A term that is used in Fortnite when back in the first 3 seasons of Fortnite, you can use two pump shotguns without the delay, meaning it's pretty overpowered.

Get Rekt Kid - I see a guy at 350
Sir Tit Lord - Let's Double Pump him

by __________E____________ December 29, 2018

Double P

The act of two friends determined to FSU (eff shit up) also known as PP

double P:
Paul and Pat go to the club and now everybody’s girl is impregnated.

by pimp7418 August 6, 2011

Double standard

The Double Standard is of the liberal's greatest weapon. For example: Biden can say he will nuke America, they won't care. However when Trump posts something stupid on Twitter, it's "ahhhhhh! HE'S A WHITE SUPREMACIST! AHHHHH".

Reporter: Hey, can I post about how the US agent refused to give evidence of Russia's "attack" on Ukraine to your platform.

Jack Dorsey: Sorry, we don't allow fake news.

Feminist: Uhh! These men were trying to rape me because they kept saying that having kids are good.

Jack Dorsey: Yeah, common White Supremacists probably.

Reporter: Now that sounded suspicious.

Jack Dorsey: Imagine what would happen if I allowed fake news on my platform.

Reporter: f*ck you and your Double Standard!

by Skyrim550 February 7, 2022

Double pop

When you are masturbating and you shoot off 2 loads. The second no where near as big as the first one.

Friend 1: So found
this sick site for your ipod touch. You can stream porn on it. ZOMG!!! I was on it yesterday and i popped off a double pop.



Friend 2: Cool.

by Masked Avenger O.o April 16, 2009

double ender

A shit that is so big that it pokes out above the water at both ends

Dude, the day after thanksgiving i took the biggest double ender.

by Markmywords January 14, 2008

Double Play

When a male reads a woman a children's book in a smooth deep voice at night to help her fall asleep. He then procedes engage in anal sex with the sleeping woman.

Diane: Jimmy read me a a Clifford The Big Red Dog book before bed last night and then I woke up with a sore anus.
Tiffany: Looks like Jimmy turned the old Double Play on you.

by SnoStorm May 29, 2013