cake pop surprise

when two consenting adults agree to a sexual act of shoving pillsbury cookie dough and nemo’s carrot cake up ones anus to create a cake pop mold, sticking a stick in pulling it out and eating it

cheryl let me cake pop surprise her ass

by pahpawpussypoppy May 29, 2022

Fleshy Butt Stick Surprise

Ramming your cock into someone’s anus with surprise

I snuck up on my friend and gave him a fleshy butt stick surprise

by PapaBoongTang June 15, 2022

Elephant Graveyard Surprise

The act of unknowingly sticking two fingers up your partners ass real quick, once they turn around surprised the you smear your fingers across their forehead while saying “Simbaah” from the lion king. (The elephant graveyard is the dark land in Lion King)

Last night I gave my girl an Elephant Graveyard Surprise and she was not happy.

by RL91 July 4, 2022

The Hat Trick Surprise

When you see the Mother and Daughter out on the town, and then they both see you and realize that they both have banged you from the dating sites.

"I ran into Suzie and Claudia on the town, I had no idea they were related. It was quite the Hat Trick Surprise."

by SRKJ August 2, 2022

Kinder Chocolate Surprise

When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).

"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"

by pseudocivvy August 4, 2022

special booty surprise

a special booty surprise is when you are having anal sex and the girl accidentally shits on your dick

i was totally banging up Hannah last night when she gave me the special booty surprise

by incognitio November 7, 2022

Short Boy Surprise

A short kid that has a huge Dick

Why are you dating David he's so short

He has a Short Boy Surprise ;)

by TheWordlyMan January 21, 2023