Butthole on a stick

Someone mean or rude. You hate them. They have done some thing very insulting.

Friend 1: I told him I liked him but he said he wouldn't go out with me because l don't have a good body.

Friend 2: What!? Your not even fat, you have a perfect body?

Friend 1: No, he means I need a bigger butt and bigger boobs.

Friend 2: Omg I can't believe he said that, he is such a Butthole on a stick

by Icreatedthat March 17, 2017

johny stick

A stick that has a used condom on its end. It is usually used to chase your friends around the yard.

Dude!!!!!! Stop touching me with that johny stick.

by ukrainekid May 28, 2007

stick licker

stick licker is synonomous with the term cocksucker. A person who like to suck dick.

Brett sure is a stick licker and an excellent pillow biter.

by ZipperGoose June 20, 2008

stick pole

Urban Mormon slang for hand job, a throwback to their pioneer roots.

Where is Jen?
I don't know, she and Jim probably left church early to go play a quick game of stick pole.

by Alcamus November 26, 2007

Chapped stick

After a weekend of many sexual encounters, what your man stick looks like on Monday.

Man, I had so much sex on the weekend I got "Chapped Stick"!

by bransey99 February 25, 2009

Fagget sticks

Candles

What did you get johnny for christmas?

I got him some candles.

Oh, you got him some fagget sticks. i'm sure he's gonna love that winning present. Last time i checked he wasn't a fugdepacker.

by johnny H. rico January 12, 2009

whoop stick

A stick or club used to whoop

Dude, if you don't quit bothering me I'm gonna get out the whoop stick.

by Noah Britton July 28, 2006