Nut-ass salad

A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.

A strange assortment of salad toppings.

Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.

OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.

by volleymac December 9, 2008

Salad Jizz

Another term for Ranch Dressing in the Midwest.

Dude, you seriously putting salad jizz on your tendies?

by swiguy2112 August 22, 2025

Salad dressing

When you toss someone's salad with some salad dressing

Austin: Anthony I'm gonna put Salad dressing on your asshole (it can be sauces, syrup, and cum)

by JeromeHaven March 10, 2024

Pube Salad

When multiple lengthy pubes are in, or on the edge of a urinal.

It was finally my turn at the urinal, and that is a terrible pube salad on the rim of then urinal.

by Dmischv April 4, 2020

smoked meat salad

A Smoked Meat Salad is when you dip your pecker in liquid smoke and Sweet Baby Ray's, and do your lady doggy style. While doing that, you have to spit your Copenhagen chew spit into her asshole.

Last night I totally gave that bitch a Smoked Meat Salad. She tossed it around for a while.

by The Byrd Man May 26, 2017

noodle salad

When a bunch of dudes put their flaccid dicks in someone's mouth.

Person 1: Hey me and some other guys were thinking about making a noodle salad later want in?

Person 2: OH MY GOD! yes!

by Mc Doofernoodle October 9, 2016

tossing a desert salad

Eating out a sweaty ass.

You like tossing a desert salad?

Nah, dawg, too hot and sweaty.

by massive_schlong August 13, 2018