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people who rep their supposed "home country" despite having only lived in a nation foreign to said country.
In spite of living in Canada his entire life, rapper Tom MacDonald is known for his MAGA-themed and American patriotic songs, and he may be considered a patriot by proxy because of this.
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Get the Patrick haney mug.Patriopretensism or patriopretensionism (more Latinate, longer) is the performative or strategic imitation of patriotism—using national symbols, slogans, or “love of country” talk to gain status, power, or moral cover, while acting in ways that undermine the country’s actual well-being. This is also described as the ideology or habit of feigned patriotism, especially when used to justify predatory politics, silence dissent, or launder personal ambition as “national loyalty.”
Signs of patriopretensism:
Flags/slogans as a substitute for real civic duty
“Patriot” as a brand, not a responsibility
Selective outrage: “love of country” only when convenient
Treating criticism as “treason” to shut down accountability
Etymology:
patrio- = fatherland / nation (Latin patria)
pretens- = “pretend/claim” (Latin praetendere → “to put forward/pretend/claim”)
-ism = ideology / practice
Signs of patriopretensism:
Flags/slogans as a substitute for real civic duty
“Patriot” as a brand, not a responsibility
Selective outrage: “love of country” only when convenient
Treating criticism as “treason” to shut down accountability
Etymology:
patrio- = fatherland / nation (Latin patria)
pretens- = “pretend/claim” (Latin praetendere → “to put forward/pretend/claim”)
-ism = ideology / practice
Example:
“Dude screams about love of country but supports foreign aid and wars in other countries —pure patriopretensism.”
Example:
“Every time accountability shows up, they call it unpatriotic and accuse them of 'hating our country'—patriopretensism.”
“Dude screams about love of country but supports foreign aid and wars in other countries —pure patriopretensism.”
Example:
“Every time accountability shows up, they call it unpatriotic and accuse them of 'hating our country'—patriopretensism.”
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A shortening of the phrase “Pathetic Rioter”, popularised in the UK and US. Typically identified by being wrapped in a flag, shouting things that are racist, historically illiterate or vaguely unhinged into a loudspeaker. Often claims to be defending “freedom” while demanding that large sections of the population stop existing.
Frequently found at rallies, comment sections, or outside accommodation housing asylum seekers, whom they have recently decided are a threat to their “very identity”. Believes themselves to be part of a silent majority, despite rarely being silent.
A shortening of the phrase “Pathetic Rioter”, popularised in the UK and US. Typically identified by being wrapped in a flag, shouting things that are racist, historically illiterate or vaguely unhinged into a loudspeaker. Often claims to be defending “freedom” while demanding that large sections of the population stop existing.
Frequently found at rallies, comment sections, or outside accommodation housing asylum seekers, whom they have recently decided are a threat to their “very identity”. Believes themselves to be part of a silent majority, despite rarely being silent.
"Oh look. That angry patriot tried to punch that brown fellow, but tripped on his flag cape and knocked his one remaining tooth out."
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