bum snatch

The act of snatching a bum.

“Yo man, you see that bum stole my 4 for 4?!”
“Man, I’m about to hit that mans with the one-armed bum snatch!”

by tenpennytowers May 4, 2019

Slippery Bum

Someone who is slippery, smooth, and can slip through your fingers quickly. Good in any situation.

We're trying to turn Black Barrier into a slippery bum so he doesn't die. -Nicor

by Syphonics October 7, 2008

phantom bum

phantom bumming is when you take a picture of a friend stood right behind someone else who is bending over although the person who is bending over shouldn't be aware of this occuring when you look at he picture it should look like your friend is making love to their bottoms.

i got an imense phantom bum at the co-op.
i dare you to phantom bum that old lady.
i hope i didn't just get phantom bummed when i picked that up.
i bet i can phantom bum your mum.

by rkidfromden January 28, 2010

bum it blue

1. when you love it something to hard, you gotta bum it
2. when you love bummin so much, that your cock turns blue.
3. a mixture of sex and watercolour.

I love Lionel Blair, if i ever see him i am gonna bum it blue!!

by lemonboy October 3, 2006

shutter bum

An out-of-work photographer.

The guy that did our pictures spent everything on hookers and blow in Vegas and now he's a shutter bum.

by TheManWithNoFace June 10, 2008

Oh bums

A less profrane exclamation, used at an unfortunate circumstance.

"Oh bums." said Catface, as his snowman's disproportionate head fell off of its body.

by oocceeaann January 15, 2010

Bum Status

Where something is not right. When something is out of order. Something a bum off the street would say or do. Being clumsy. In the middle of nowhere. Not fitting in. When something is incongruous. Or when something is displaying bum like characteristics.

Girl 1: Aghh that shirt that I wanted is on the ground and I'm to lazy to pick it up

Girl 2: Bum Status.

by EpicPErsonEpicChinChinGreen April 10, 2012