jay jay burger

A saucy burger from Elio’s chippy defined by a burger bun, donner meat, garlic and chilli sauce. Served in a nice white poly box. Preferably consumed on premises whilst listening to lady gaga. Floor dancing is optional.

Assistant in Elio’s chippy: Hi what will it be tonight?
Customer: I’ll have the jay jay burger please!
Assistant: You hear that? Jay jay burgers in da houuuuuse

by Jqordyb November 27, 2020

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snozz burger

snot rocket and jizz on a burger

billy give table 5 and snozz burger

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Sopping Wet Burger

When you get a burger that is so fucking greasy that the only way you can describe it is sopping wet.

Mother fucker, this burger is so mother fucking greasy, they fucking gave me the sopping wet burger.

by NCBison March 16, 2023

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Vertical Fur Burger

n. A woman's minge.

Also known as a vag, fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, bearded tuna, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.

Clive couldn't hold back any longer. He pinned Janice down in the heat of passion and proceeded to dine out on vertical fur burger.

by HadeK September 17, 2013

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friendship burger

A friendship burger is the kind of burger you get with a friend. This phrase is the best way to note that your burger-getting is platonic and friendly in nature. The antonym to "sexy burger" where one shares a burger date with someone with whom they share sexual ideals.

Bebe: "But for real, if you want to grab a friendship burger sometime, let me know!"
Ver: "Yeah, lemme just wait til I'm done with my diet this month"
Bebe: "Cool cool... just wanted to make sure you didn't think I wanted to get a sexy burger with ya, friend!"

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies February 23, 2019

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