Gentlemen's Job

A shot of Gentleman Jack while getting a blow job while wearing a bow tie

Lisa gave me a Gentlemen's Job after the black tie gala last night.

by Sentneced2LIFE November 21, 2016

Ectoplasm Job

Sexual Intercourse with an entity or spirit.

Luke fucked his dog and afterwards he got an ectoplasm job from his dead cat.

by D1ckT1ckler October 9, 2016

ring job

simalar to a rim job, the person sticks their tongue inside the asshole representing a ring.

peron 1;Ashlee gave me a ring job last nnight it was amazing!

by Emily ALeon January 13, 2008

church job

when you get some ass at church

guy1: dood i just got a bj
guy2: whered u get it
guy1: at church
guy2: sweet so you got a church job
Guy1: yep

by jobman May 17, 2007

Job for a Cowboy

-noun

One of the worst bands I have ever heard next to "A Fallen Aesthetic." It's nothing but a bunch of sloppy, overly-distorted guitar riffs, and the drums are so bad you could pick up some sticks and bang a drumset and it would sound just the same. And their songs and lyrics are about things like eating a taquito and subsequently taking a dump. Stupid.

"Man, Job for a Cowboy sucks! But I'd rather let my ears suffer cause A Fallen Aesthetic is just gay. And the only thing more gay than the band 'A Fallen Aesthetic' is the name."

"Job for a Cowboy is so stupid. I heard their song that was about eating a taquito and taking a dump and it made me want to bash my face into the sidewalk."

by Asawisper August 7, 2008

Job Corps

A waste of your time, Your are forced to fight for what is yours and forced to fight of over your bed, It just a ghetto and a trailer park put together, There is no job training now skills building, You spend 2-3 years of pure misery dealing with people that are not potty trained and wind up getting lost in the woods or wind up dead in the back alleys of a crime-ridden towns

Job Corps is a scam, You get stranded in the middle of no-wear and wind up living in a shed and eating out of the dumpsters when you find the nearest town, Job Corps is a dead end for everyone

by mnExpEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 13, 2018

Q Job

The act of giving oral sex and at the same time inserting one's pinky finger into the recipients anus, intended to simulate a homosexual ménage à trois between only two parties. Circa.2010.

Person 1- "I wanna threesome, but we're down a man..."
Person 2 - "You want a Q job or something then?"

by Q job March 23, 2010