mud ringer

That guy who says he wants to hang out but declines every time he is asked
Alexey is a mud ringer
by Kim02 December 03, 2016
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Mud crab

When someone who thinks they can fix somthing bur everyone know he / she can't.

"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
by Bigboybubblebath March 04, 2022
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Mud Crabs

The act of getting crabs from anal sex
Man I got mud crabs from after butt love last night
by Squirrelly Dan May 27, 2022
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Mud Crabs

Pubic lice that have moved their way from from the genitals, through the mangroves of a man or woman’s gooch, only to take up residency in the general vicinity of one’s colon, hence the mud.
Hey mate I’ll be back in a minute my mud crabs are giving me grief
by UnkySnit10 October 13, 2022
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Mud ass nigga

An individual who is downright the lowest of all other niggas. They are the direct equivalent of nothing and most of the time it shows. A person who comes from the dirt and is the dirt. They ain’t shit cuz they just a mud ass nigga
“You just a mud ass nigga
“Shut yo mud ass up
“I ain’t no mud ass nigga”
by Heheh egg sidnsndbdusy November 28, 2023
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strawberry mud pie

The act of sharting and queefing on your period, shooting crap and blood out on ones face.
She gave me a messy strawberry mud pie on our first date.
by creamypoops31987 April 16, 2014
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Mud cookie

Where you shit on a dick while riding doing anal, and you flatten enough of the shit down into little flat pieces that have dried a little.
Damn babe, you made a big mud cookie.
by Gremisius July 14, 2024
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