Matthew

a super hot has big oily jucy tender tits and has the longessssssssssssssssssst cok ever

he enjoys the touch of eating sausage rolls

and is a well known truck driver who rapes people

Matthews dick is hard while he eats sausage roll

by penis enjoyer64 July 11, 2023

Matthew is gay

Matthew the gaylord:He's obsessed with fucking Emo guys and thinks chicks are weird he's too emo and gay for this world smh anyways he is gay that is why he's called gaylord..

Person:Guy's look its gaylord, he like emo boys and he's a little so gay for this world

Matthew:HuH

Matthew is gay.

by Not_yui November 23, 2023

Matthew

Local white boy always nice to hang with.

Matthew is so nice everyone likes Matthew.

by Ilikefortnite1234 September 20, 2019

Matthew alan Logsdon

Insult for someone who kisses their lil brother

Your a "Matthew Alan Logsdon"

by Matthew's lil Brotha October 3, 2022

matthew xc

A guy from San Antonio that runs xc and will pull your main girl as his next side.

Matthew xc just won state and stole my girl with the gold.

by Mattxc May 14, 2015

Matthew

The Clihbbler. (always nibbling on the clih)

Brooooooo did you hear Matthew is THE clihbbler???

by user5676767 October 27, 2025

Matthew

A fucking hot ass man who bones 50 girls a night. He also sleeps with 100 women on saturdays and sundays.

"I sure hope Matthew bones me!"

by fbi_femalebodyinspector March 12, 2024