girl 1: i think i have a stalker.
girl 2: yeah, who?
girl 1: matthew.
girl 2: really? he seemed so quiet and content.
girl 2: yeah, who?
girl 1: matthew.
girl 2: really? he seemed so quiet and content.
by minutemade002 February 29, 2024
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I know! how can that much sass fit in one man?
Idk that's just Matthew
I know! how can that much sass fit in one man?
Idk that's just Matthew
by cherrieslillies February 29, 2024
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Get the Matthew mug.a jealous boy who can’t stand the thought of someone else having his crush, so much that he’ll fantasize about being her boyfriend, having their relationship, having her love for him, and probably go too far thinking she’ll like whatever he wants to do to her but doesn’t realize how disgusting and scary that is—but doesn’t realize that he’ll probably ruin her desire to ever touch anyone again or make it so stressful for her that she can’t let anyone finish anything they start
he probably thinks he’s resolving some kind of trauma or fulfilling some kind of desire that he’s assumed by delusion, but he’s not. he’s hurting her. he’s hurting her and making her only form of comfort with her boyfriend, who will never be anything like him, almost unbearable. he thinks he knows her desires but he doesn’t realize how self-centered he is. he thinks he knows what she wants, but he just wants to take what she gives her boyfriend (by drugging her and taking it).
he probably thinks he’s resolving some kind of trauma or fulfilling some kind of desire that he’s assumed by delusion, but he’s not. he’s hurting her. he’s hurting her and making her only form of comfort with her boyfriend, who will never be anything like him, almost unbearable. he thinks he knows her desires but he doesn’t realize how self-centered he is. he thinks he knows what she wants, but he just wants to take what she gives her boyfriend (by drugging her and taking it).
george: what’s wrong? do you want me to stop?
katherine: no, just try.
george: let me just hold you until you’re calmer.
katherine: no, i want you to try.
george: why is this so uncomfortable? you always liked this. it used to make you feel better.
katherine: matthew hurt me.
george: yeah, i couldn’t stop him. i wish i could’ve.
katherine: i think he wants me to love him like i love you. he keeps drugging me and making me hold him.
katherine: keep going. just do it your way.
katherine: no, just try.
george: let me just hold you until you’re calmer.
katherine: no, i want you to try.
george: why is this so uncomfortable? you always liked this. it used to make you feel better.
katherine: matthew hurt me.
george: yeah, i couldn’t stop him. i wish i could’ve.
katherine: i think he wants me to love him like i love you. he keeps drugging me and making me hold him.
katherine: keep going. just do it your way.
by minutemade002 February 29, 2024
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This practice is usually sexual and was made originally as joke from when the famous actor Matthew mcConaughhey and actress Lilliana Campos had a private tape leaked.
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This practice is usually sexual and was made originally as joke from when the famous actor Matthew mcConaughhey and actress Lilliana Campos had a private tape leaked.
Gen Z has popularized this joke around numerous social media platforms like tiktok.
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Get the Matthew mug.People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
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