Master Kaiju is a great kisser in fact he payed 70 dollars to get his first he has such a big penis all of the ladies just love him to no end, he could take all of his friends girl friends if he wanted to but he plays too nice
by Sexer6996 August 13, 2022

by Squidilicious June 13, 2017

When a femal message a man
"Isn't this a huge dick"
And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.
They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.
He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.
OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...
"Isn't this a huge dick"
And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.
They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.
He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.
OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...
Girth master got me so hot I can't contain myself against that wall....not punch me bitch ....ohhhhh jeeeez.
Free diddy.
Free diddy.
by Currently fucking a man October 23, 2024

Someone who only uses the meta (most effective tactic available) in online video games 99% of the time often abusing over powers weapons.
I was enjoying a nice game of battlefield one then this fucking meta master came out of nowhere and SMG 01/18ed me in the face 5 times in a row!
by Black Marty March 18, 2024

by taragate5 January 30, 2021

by kim whalen December 3, 2003
