Golden Rescue

If you ever encounter someone who is stuck to a frozen pole by their tongue and there is no hot water around you need to be resourceful. Urine is warm enough to dislodge any wet skin or tongue from frozen objects. It is also surprisingly sanitary as well.

My stupid brother thought it would be funny to lick the chair lift while we were skiing. I had no choice but to give him a golden rescue.

by Dachelenne October 18, 2012

Golden Panda

The act of punching another in both eyes and pissing on them during sexual foreplay.

There's nothing like being turned on by doing a Golden Panda.

by HunkyDory December 18, 2012

golden meat

Chinese dick

Liu Yan has some shiny golden meat.

by Kikyou-sama September 19, 2013

golden drake

an elderly cougar with bottle blonde hair

"if she wasn't buying bags of string, id probably have a go on that golden drake"

by Ellanor Battenburg February 10, 2012

Golden Moussilini

The act of hate-fucking your ex, and having your friend, or friends, urinate on said ex-girlfriend, while sleeping or passed out.

Dude, Jeremiah just did a Golden Moussilini on Kendra!

by Dugey15 January 5, 2012

golden doggy

When you are spending the afternoon with yo mates and trying to kill the boredom by peeing on stray dogs

My baby daddy cannot know I golden doggyed all day with my mates

by goujonlova January 7, 2012

Golden Fruit Smash

The action of kicking someone in the balls while he is pissing.

Jayden got a golden fruit smash at the party last night for pissing on a couch.

by DissentOfMan July 19, 2011