non-friend

A person who you secretly adore and consider to be a close friend, yet they are so irritating that you are physically unable to utter the word friend without adding the prefix non-.

Friend: Wow your roommate sure is one of a kind...do you guys even get along?
You: ...well she is actually my best non-friend.

by J.H.M April 22, 2021

friend of Ralph

Someone affiliated with the mob, generally a member or associate who does the dirty work.

If you want that guy gone, I can hook you up with a friend of Ralph who could do the job.

by glocksucker69 November 10, 2019

Friend-shading

The act of shading or talking badly about a close friend, to someone else. Most probably because they're acting stupid.

"Not to be friend-shading, but Lilly was a total bitch yesterday."

by yourunclesdeadcat June 13, 2018

Ledge Friend

the person you turn to when life sucks and you want to eat a barrel of strawberry-flavored revolvers

I was about to lose it until I called up my ledge friend, Andy kept me off the noose and now I'm gonna be okay.

by arp88 January 20, 2010

Friend of Judy

Vintage slang for a person attracted to the same gender, referring to the actress Judy Garland who married multiple gay men on purpose, so that they could live their lives freely whilst under the guise of heterosexual marriage. We stan a supportive queen.

Vintage lesbian 1: *winking furiously at vintage lesbian number 2* "So are you a...friend of Judy's?"

Vintage lesbian 2: "Why yes I am a...friend of Judy's" *winks back* *flashes knee*

by herbirdglitter January 9, 2021

Bad friend

Someone who hypes there friend up even when they are looking a mess and then that will encourage that friend to keep looking a mess because you are hyping them up.

Your a bad friend because you hyped me up even when I was looking a mess

by Speak facts allll dayyy son June 16, 2019

Arable friend

mate flake party animal

Arable Friend, one who rotates friendship groups in order to allow each to recover before returning to plough them again. Allows enough time to be missed.

E. G. Oh he's Arable, he'll be back when his other friends are drained of all nutrients, vitamins and the will to live

by Platinumtool April 22, 2019