Suck an egg

Similar to ‘step on Lego’, a meaningless insult that has no correlation to an actual egg.

Bill: “ you’re so stupid”
Susan: “suck an egg”

by Idkapparentlyicandothis October 10, 2021

Splitting an Egg

When you’re so obsessed about splitting costs equally that you would even insist on getting half of an egg.

Person 1: You owe me 20p from that coffee the other day
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.

by EggSplitter2007 November 27, 2021

Un-cracked Egg

A “golden child” that has seemed blissfully happy their whole lives, typically having many friends and good grades. The catch is their self-sabatoging tendencies and longing to be somewhere else or someone else. Their “crack” is coming and they’ll likely go completely insane. But it hasn’t happened yet.

“Man, that girl is a real un-cracked egg. She’s going to go crazy one of these days.”

by NowListenHereYaLittleShits January 25, 2022

I just have an egg

This is a great thing that tubbo has said.. I just have an egg.. Egg. Mouth. Ohwm

Chilling*
“ I just have an egg”

Egg.
Mouth.
Owhm.

by DogesIEat February 2, 2022

Laying an egg

The act of pulling one of your testicles up to your ass and showing it to someone while simultaneously mooning them.

I just laying an egg(laid) in front of greg over there and he’s crying now.

by Vinny2444 January 6, 2022

the_nonbinary_egg

some youtuber who isnt me

hey have you watched the_nonbinary_egg's new video?
ofc i have you dumb bitch they rarely post.

by thenonbinaryegg April 15, 2022

A Stick In An Egg

A nuisance; euphemism for a pain in the ass cheeks.

Alfarouk: let's get that crown!!
Maha: Uh oh, we died!
Alfarouk and Maha: A stick In an Egg!

by lorelias hogglefart September 27, 2022