jump kicking dance

A furious yet graceful dance which involves kicking the hell out of someone. Usually performed on said person's face.

If this fucker puts me on hold I'm going to do my jump kicking dance all over his face.

by Don Commodore Mc Awesome October 31, 2004

Russian Lap Dance

when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....

the russian lap dance is the only way to take a shit.

by Mattman40 January 9, 2012

Tijuana Lap Dance

When you’re taking a dump and your bro needs to go too so he comes and sits on your lap and poops between your legs. No homo

Bro hurry up I have to poop, I’m about to come in and give you a Tijuana Lap Dance.

by Jackson Township January 30, 2022

Backwards Dolphin Dancing

When Dolphins stand on their flippers on the surface of the water and swim backwards.

That thing is backwards dolphin dancing!
Look at it go!

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 26, 2019

forbidden jew dance

when you make passionate love with a Jewish girl/boy

Austin had a fun time doing the forbidden jew dance with Beccah at the lakehouse

by sai k July 5, 2012

NC’s shoulder dance

A fake cringey Music Video describing NC’s Fanfiction Feminine character jerking from side to side winking on a white screen with her shoulders exposed/dancing.

This can’t be used In a sentence bro, NC’s shoulder dance is to bad lmao.

by NCiscrackedatfortnitelol May 8, 2022

Delivery App Dance

That queasy feeling as you ponder if that "sushi" restaurant you are about to order from has real Sushi, so you check Yelp first.

I did the delivery app dance, but I never actually order at Yelp, their delivery system sucks balls.

by pamoa November 15, 2018