Cut Your Meat

A cross between cutting the cheese and beating your meat.

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."

by baddabel June 10, 2018

Cut Rank

To yell or go off at.

I didn't do my homework, now the teacher is going to cut rank at me!

by __Lexii August 7, 2008

Cut

1) To create an incision with a sharp object. e.g to cut a loaf of bread

2) To leave in a rushed manner.

e.g 1 : I cut the orange in half

e.g 2 :
Person 1 : "Ay bro the feds are here!"
Person 2 : "Shit! Ay let's cut!"
*Person 1 and person 2 then leave the area as quickly as possible.*

by ManWithNoHand September 20, 2021

cut my butter

Using a butter knife for sex or nudes very shiny when flash is on

Wow nice butter knife cut my butter

by nudesweirdo May 28, 2015

I didn’t come here for a hair cut

The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.

For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.

It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”

“Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !

by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025

pink buzz cut

only a stupid bitchass whore would have a pink buzz cut. 🤣🤣.

dont get a pink buzz cut kids.

by imtooreal August 10, 2023

smart cut

a short hairstyle for women that makes them look intelligent.

The smart cut was coined by Jordan Thomas Cooper in his college years and used recently by Veep writer Emilia Barrosse in a stand-up routine.

by Coop Dupe November 11, 2021