Bum Status

Where something is not right. When something is out of order. Something a bum off the street would say or do. Being clumsy. In the middle of nowhere. Not fitting in. When something is incongruous. Or when something is displaying bum like characteristics.

Girl 1: Aghh that shirt that I wanted is on the ground and I'm to lazy to pick it up

Girl 2: Bum Status.

by EpicPErsonEpicChinChinGreen April 10, 2012

Oh bums

A less profrane exclamation, used at an unfortunate circumstance.

"Oh bums." said Catface, as his snowman's disproportionate head fell off of its body.

by oocceeaann January 15, 2010

shutter bum

An out-of-work photographer.

The guy that did our pictures spent everything on hookers and blow in Vegas and now he's a shutter bum.

by TheManWithNoFace June 10, 2008

Gum bum

When you give your chewed gum to a homeless person

Guy 1: I just did a gum bum
Guy 2: I’m finna do it right now!

by Poop is the new #swag November 9, 2018

bum berries

haemorrhoid(s)

A comical metaphor for an external anal haemorrhoid, named due to its similarity to the shape and size of berries and the location on the body (bottom-bum). You put cream on your bum berries when they are inflamed

by mr proctor November 2, 2013

bum snatch

The act of snatching a bum.

“Yo man, you see that bum stole my 4 for 4?!”
“Man, I’m about to hit that mans with the one-armed bum snatch!”

by tenpennytowers May 4, 2019

Slippery Bum

Someone who is slippery, smooth, and can slip through your fingers quickly. Good in any situation.

We're trying to turn Black Barrier into a slippery bum so he doesn't die. -Nicor

by Syphonics October 7, 2008