Wet noodle

The act of an older persons using there gums to gnaw on a peice of licorice and using hence candy as a weapon to deal great discomfort.

Kids: *being rambunctious*
Old man: you turds better cut it out before I have to come over there and give you a wet noodle!
Kids: shut up you kook
Old man proceeds to reach into bag of red vines

by Dr.cradle May 19, 2018

The Wet Willy

The act of removing a penis from one vagina and inserting into a second vagina without cleansing the penis.

Cole said Laura would come first, but Princess Laya would get the wet willy.

by B-Lee009 April 23, 2018

Wet tissue

Sperm

She swallowed my wet tissue

I got my wet tissue all over Sarah’s face

by Winston445 July 15, 2020

Wet Snark

A snark who makes frequent reference to bodily functions, especially nonsexual ones.

A Wet Snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot.

by CycloCynic January 4, 2009

Wet Klaunte

To give or receive oral pleasure from a dirty homeless man in a city gutter or park, usually in the rain.

On a very rainy day, the strange man gave him a Wet Klaunte in the rain

by Stompin Chompin December 19, 2010

Wet Cheeto

When your at a basketball game and the kid under you in the bleachers has a cheeto that was on the floor in a puddle of water and If you dont take It he'll tell his mom

You: watch the game
Kid: *stares at you* eat the wet cheeto
You:😶

by Bezerk3r_FizzleYt September 1, 2019

Wet works

Wet works is when you wanna fight someone so bad if they pull up

Chadhe better not go out with my sister
Kylewhy?
Chadcuz if he do he gon get there wet works
Kylelmao

by Gatekeeper of memes July 21, 2019