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Sam

This guy is really autistic but he has a massive penis. He loves a bit of supercoach and maccas sweet n sour sauce. Pretty bad at basketball but its ok because everyone loves him.
See that guy over there?
Ye, what about him?
That's Sam, he has a massive penis
by SMALLCOCKBIGDREAMS November 22, 2022
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Sam the seagull

A fictional character known for autistic tendencies, violent fits and racist opinions.
He’s a loving son, an exquisite brother and a superb villa van. Sam the seagull became famous in 2008 when he stole Doritos from a shop. And in 2022 he stole kids from a nursery. In those 14 years the seagull has became Tiktok famous and conquered the town of shepshed
Hey you’re such a Sam the seagull man

(A unpredictably special person )
by Mickey gamer 123 August 9, 2022
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Sam

'LOL, Sam is a Big Chungus.'
by yeetlol January 1, 2019
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Sam lightfoot

A somewhat attractive guys who pulls Josephine’s he will get into trouble with the law but he is a good boyfriend and he can be annoying.
Sam Lightfoot come over here,are you a Josephine? Oh yes I am
by Sam lightfoot May 27, 2018
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luke x sam

luke and sam are dating and they watch movies together
by gigachadwill June 14, 2022
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Sam

Sam… that man with the biggest penis ever. Always swimming in women 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Most likely rich when he is older will most likely be famous. When he walks into a room everyone claps and stares and this absolute beast of a human being he is strong smart funny sexy and loves the smell of petrol he has a few pets and hates school. Sam is a great man 😃
I Bet You his name is Sam

Yeah his penis is definitely bigger than mine
by Bolloxkingotoolegetinthedoor November 23, 2021
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