nerd load

verb, ejaculating from the excitement of nerdy pleasures

At PAX East there was so much cool stuff I blew my Nerd Load

by Moontabu77 September 8, 2012

Nerd homework

A piece of pop/nerd culture media that has become more of a chore than a pleasure to consume.

Person 1: So, what do you think of the Harry potter series?
Person 2: I have been meaning to read the books but I never get round to it
Person 1: Yeah, I understand, it's nerd homework

by Johnathon Joesars August 7, 2021

Forbidden nerds rope

A cat turd covered in kitty litter

My buddy wanted a tasty snack, so I gave him a forbidden nerds rope

by Pugsley95 April 2, 2023

Nerd

Information and facts aficionado and covert badass, whose intelligence is envied by many people not nerds themselves.

Essentially every Mars colonist happens to be a nerd.

by Yasterman January 3, 2021

Nerd-Rat

When someone who works in professional services (lawyers,doctors, accountants.. etc) is over studious and over achieving and makes others look worse and thus makes them work harder.

Typically seen in public accounting.

SG (tax accountant): hey Bro, you here JM asked for more work from the managers & partners. He said he still had capacity working only 60 hour weeks. Wants to up to 80.

DB (Other accountant): Man, that guy always tries to make us look bad we we only work the designated 37.5 hours a week. He’s such a fucking Nerd-Rat. *bangs fist on table*

SG: yea but your also a fucking nerdrat working 42 hours a week.

DB: Your a fucking nerdrat

SG: fuck you. Nerdrat

by NOTACPA May 21, 2020

Na ihr nerds?

Greeting used by German politician Philipp Amthor, becoming a meme after being used by German YouTuber Rezo.

Na ihr Nerds? Habt auch ihr Lust, von mir zerstört zu werden? - Philipp Amthor

by stream hey tayo August 2, 2022

Nerd-o-welly

A person who may have hundreds of pictures of themselves on Facebook or a similar service. However, none of these pictures truly show what the person really looks like thanks to the use of camera angles, bad self-pics and other cheap visual tricks. This underhanded ploy is a favorite of the 'salad-shy' and those afflicted with 'a lovely personality.' Invented by Stephen Gude, Professor Emeritus at UCSC, USA.

"There are 150 pictures of this girl on her Myspace... NONE of which show that she is not fat or ugly. Think of the incredible effort this must have taken. How is that possible? What a horrible nerd-o-welly."

"Gina weighs 300 pounds in real life... Why does her facebook make her look like Jessica Biel. What is goddamn nerd-o-welly!"

by Professor Letznotfail October 22, 2011