Green Waffle

Noun. An evolved vagina wherein a traditional blue waffle has manifested into gangrene, scalded skin syndrome, and Stevens-Johnson syndrome all rolled into one.

Kevin: Hey man, did you vote for Kamala?
Joe: Fuck no! I hate that queefing Green Waffle cunt!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025

twat waffle

an insult referring to anyone who holds hands waffle style with their mother last the age of 6

person1: “bro did you see johnny and his mom crossing the circus parking lot”
person2: “dude yea he’s holding hands with his mom waffle style “
person1: “i can’t believe my eyes he’s such a twat waffle”

by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021

Stomach Waffle

An artisan cum drop on the stomach

‘That was a huge stomach waffle’

by AshaMagnifico August 29, 2021

Blended Waffle

A blended version of a woman's vagina, similar to a cold waffle just blended.

Hey man, have you acted like Dahmer and had a blended waffle lately?

by BongooCatt December 18, 2021

Twat Waffle

Chrissy Teigen.

Chrissy Teigen is a bona fide Twat Waffle.

by Hollywood Loves Me May 25, 2021

Waffled

When you buzz your ass off of dip and can barely walk and see.

Bro i was dipping Copenhagen long cut and got waffled. Bro Austin was waffled.

by Bigdaddy692001 January 3, 2021

Waffling

Bullshitting.

"Did you hear Mike waffling that girl about how he served in the military?"

by Droxxy January 13, 2016