Cripple virgin

Adj. a person who has not been crippled

John Doe is a cripple virgin

by Alpharius December 10, 2023

virgin shit

The first time you take a dump after having showered or bathed, and spoil your cleanliness.

Just took my virgin shit this morning, now got mudbutt.

by mrh@nky August 18, 2022

Virgin

A Oompa Loompa

“ Oompa Loompas are virgins fr”

by Ur mother’s favorite January 17, 2022

virgin rainbow

When you do everything sexual (for example: got sucked off, etc) but you didn't actually had any sex.

Kyle: So yesterday Kara sucked me off. It was totally great.
Chad: Dude you and Kara have been together for more than a year and still haven't had sex.
Kyle: Yeah I know, I'm totally getting blue balled.
Chad: It's called a virgin rainbow dude.

by VirginRainbow May 5, 2019

Virginative

When someone has gone so long without sex their virginity is restored

Kelsey has claimed that she has virginative powers, because it’s been so long.

by Jairy malls December 9, 2022

Virginity

Something that I shall never lose.

(Virginity is what you have before you ever have sex in your life. If you've NEVER had sex, you're a virgin. When you have sex, you lose your virginity.)

P1: "Did you lose your virginity last night?"
P2 :"Yeah, my dog was bending over in just the right position and I couldn't help myself."
P1: "...What?"
P2: "...What?"

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 15, 2022

Virgin

Someone who has not had sex yet. The opposite of ben.

Vivica is a virgin

by Shaddy34 February 26, 2017