Toe daddy

Toe daddy is a guy that sucks his girlfriend's toes for free pussy.

Mom: I notice you seem happy with Jerry, but I never see him buy you anything.

Camilla: That's just because he's my toe daddy.

Mom: Oh okay.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

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Mammoth Toe

It's like Camel Toe, just on a 400 lb person.

John: Damn, did you see the mammoth toe on that huge woman in the yoga pants!?!
Bob: Oh god!! I didn't need to see an MT that nasty!

by Ditty00 December 2, 2014

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Smurph Toe

A form of the foot condition "Neuroma".

Brian was having significant pain in his right foot, leading him to be concerned that he had a bad case of the Smurph Toe.

by Jon W. Baltimore January 22, 2014

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microwave your toe

i’m done with you

“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”

by soggy sinners January 14, 2025

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Faux-toe

Another word for a “pocket pussy, a fake ass pussy, a jerk stick.”

“Yo bro I found your faux-toe under my bed.” “When’s the last time you cleaned your faux-toe?”

by anonymous January 21, 2023

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A kid in my seventh grade class who isn't in a lot of classes with me in middle school. He has a friend named John Johns and they are life partners. I played with Daniel Nickle Toes on a game once and he keeps asking if we think he's good or if he's trash. We answered this question many times but he keeps asking. Daniel, right now as i'm typing this is two seats behind me. Right behind me right now is bragging that he bought the most expensive stuff on a school game called ClassCraft. Daniel has an AEIUO disease where he messsssessss ups his spellllliiingss. That was obviously a joke because there is no such thing as an AEIUO disease STUPID. Go die if you thought that was real. Im typing this on a school computer.

Daniel Nickle Toes sent me a Nickle Toe Pick and then I stabbed him.

by Yeet Boi 247 October 29, 2018

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