Dutch Vine

When you put your boner on a girl’s shoulder and when she turns around, you say, “Hoo hoo”.

I Dutch vined her.

by wiggins December 3, 2022

Dutch Munchkin

The act of anally inflating an irish midget with hyena semen (LIVE SEMEN.), meanwhile an apprentice defecates on said midget’s face.

Josh: see that midget over there?
frank: yeah, why?
josh: i gave em a Dutch Munchkin
frank: what the fuck josh

by Les Vondoo, on xbox live. March 23, 2024

Dutch dinner

The taint of someone from Denmark

Dude, I met this girl last night, she didn’t give me much, but at least I had the Dutch dinner.

by Yerboyfromharlem November 13, 2020

Dutch cpap

The act of your partner mounting your face and farting directly into your nostrils.

I was 69-ing Kate last night and she totally gave me a Dutch cpap!

by ckcoffee March 18, 2023

dutch oarman

When a man bends over and another man pushes a broom handle up the ass repeatedly while fingering his own asshole.

He is doing the Dutch oarman

by Haus7 January 4, 2015

Dutch

To be extremely thicc or large in size

guy 1: Damn, did you see the peach from James and the Giant Peach?
guy 2: Yeah dude that peach was dutch!

by carameldream October 21, 2019

Dope Dutch

Going"dope dutch" is similar to a Dutch date, where both parties pay for their own meal, rather than one person paying for everything. Dope Dutch means you have your dope, they have theirs.

Known Dope Chaser: "Let's hang out".
Known Dope Haver: "Sure, we can do that, but we'll be going DOPE DUTCH".
Chaser replies: "Of course, duuuh", but inside they're all "😬😕😔☹️"

by Beth Anne Fetermine February 15, 2023