A person that always plays the drums withouth drumsticks to look cool, and looks at the movie Whiplash at least 20 times a week with different people each time. They also try to master Caravan, but fails because they suck.
Not Whiplash fan: Can you hand me that book?
Whiplash fan: Fuck off, Johnny Utah, turn my pages bitch!
Whiplash fan: Fuck off, Johnny Utah, turn my pages bitch!
by Fletcher#fuckpigh April 3, 2017

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by Abby Rose July 2, 2017

1. Dishwasher
2. (slur) A performative feminist liberal who is hell-bent on niggling over culture war talking points and probably idolizes Hillary Clinton.
2. (slur) A performative feminist liberal who is hell-bent on niggling over culture war talking points and probably idolizes Hillary Clinton.
by martin looter king jr. December 18, 2021

by gayisgood December 5, 2020

I've been a Dallas fan since I was born, but haven’t been actively watching the last 7 years, still a fan none the less. - Fair-weather fan.
by True Sports Fan September 18, 2019
