The Great Goontopia

The Great Goontopia is where you enter Fjordglimping and die at the same time. You will enter a heavenly state known as goontosis at this stage. You will start ascending into the goon heavens and be at the gates of the God of Gooning. He will greet you if you are a top-level gooner; if not, you will be sent down back to your boring life, and you'll have to achieve it again.

Dude I just entered The Great Goontopia, but The God of Gooning said I wasn't worthy enough.

by TheGodofGooning February 01, 2025

sesqui-great-cousin-nibling

Sesqui-first cousin’s grandchild.

My sesqui-great-cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

co-great-great-grandnibling-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandnibling's spouse.

My co-great-great-grandnibling-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

great-grandniece-by-marriage

Spouse's great-grandniece.

My great-grandniece-by-marriage is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 26, 2023

great-grandnibling-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandnibling's spouse.

My great-grandnibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 26, 2023

second great-cousin-uncle

Grandparent's male second cousin.

My second great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Great Totham

A snobby Essex village, full of white van men and grumpy OAPs. Smells like shit all summer.

"Wanna go to Great Totham?"
" Na fuck that I'm not paying £6 for a bus ride full of pensioners with cum on their trousers."

by tothamslag February 02, 2019