That Jewch bag broke up with my cousin on Valentines day because his mom found out she is a shiksa.
That Jewch bag had it coming cheating on her with every girl on the street corner.
That Jewch bag had it coming cheating on her with every girl on the street corner.
by bebe23 March 3, 2011
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Really?! You insult my photography and then use my photographs of you on Match.com? Dude, you just totally re-defined "Douche Bag".
by Redefinition March 5, 2011
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Get the Swally bag mug.Sleeping Bagging, sometimes colloquially referred to as the Reverse Birth, is a proposed sexual move involving two adult humans, one of which must be female, whereby the female's vaginal canal and uterus are accessed in a manner analogous to entering a sleeping bag.
The technique was first described in early 2006; by 2009 the appearance of Octomom raised hopes that a female possessing sufficient vaginal elasticity might exist. This prompted an investigation into its feasibility; however, scientists have since concluded that, if it were implemented, Sleeping Bagging would have a 100% mortality rate for the female. Experts also believe that it would likely result in severe compressive injuries, hypoxia, and psychological trauma for the other partner. For these reasons, Sleeping Bagging remains a purely theoretical conjecture.
The technique was first described in early 2006; by 2009 the appearance of Octomom raised hopes that a female possessing sufficient vaginal elasticity might exist. This prompted an investigation into its feasibility; however, scientists have since concluded that, if it were implemented, Sleeping Bagging would have a 100% mortality rate for the female. Experts also believe that it would likely result in severe compressive injuries, hypoxia, and psychological trauma for the other partner. For these reasons, Sleeping Bagging remains a purely theoretical conjecture.
by Reverse Birther July 19, 2011
Get the Sleeping Bagging mug.A word said when one starts to say douche bag but decides mid-word that it would be innapropriate for his surroundings so he tries to say d-bag instead. It can also be used when someone feels the word douche is too harsh, yet has already started to say it.
Forrest sits at lunch as a teacher walks past the other side of the table. "Lauren, stop calling Tim a walking joke, you're such a doo-bag" (forrest tries to stop "douche" midword and replace it with "d", but is too far through "douche" and doo-bag comes out)
by forrestgumpiii July 30, 2011
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by grizzlybaglover August 1, 2011
Get the grizzly bag mug.Guy 1: Yo i just hit the limit for photos i can post on facebook, my 34 friends are gonna be juiced to see my new photo albums.
Guy 2: What a douche bag....
Guy 2: What a douche bag....
by raiderjason October 30, 2011
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