A "Taylor Tree" is a rare species of tree that only sprouts in the presence of a female athlete who has an aversion to sour cream. Instead of leaves, it has tiny sports bras hanging from its branches and its fruit are naturally flavored protein shakes. Touching the trunk magically improves your sports game, but only if you've loudly declared your disdain for sour cream within the last 24 hours.
“ After Jenny, who detested sour cream and was known for her fierce competitiveness, planted the mysterious seed, she couldn't believe her eyes when a Taylor Tree sprouted, complete with tiny sports bras and trophies hanging from its branches.”
“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”
“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”
by Thy Dark One August 28, 2023
A character from Call Of Duty Black Ops 3 (CODBO3) or just (BO3) most known for saying “Train go boom”
Taylor: “they got caught with there pants down and they took it hard”
Taylor: “outcome TRAIN GO BOOM”
Taylor: “outcome TRAIN GO BOOM”
by WannabeGerman March 31, 2021
didn’t give a single FUCKK about anyone’s feelings she got hella hoesssss but she likes only 1 , she got long legs and likes to fight and she will act like she scared or don’t want drama but she wants allllll da smoke
by whgsgbfbcjcjcjc April 20, 2020
really hot but never cares about what you say to them even after 5 years and there really cool but you like them for about 4 years and realize shes gone through too many boyfriends in a year it makes you feel sad like you dont wanna be here anymore knowing you lost the love of your life. it just hurts makes you feel like you have three gallons of water in your throat and you love for her fades making you think theres nobody left in the world who cares and you lay in bed at three in the morning looking at the ceiling listening to music feeling like not even your parents love you this got really deep why did i type all this, idk but im still posting this shit anyways
you "hey have you been okay lately?"
Taylor "bro no matter how many times you text me i dont give a shit i dont care about you"
Taylor "bro no matter how many times you text me i dont give a shit i dont care about you"
by shut~up February 14, 2021
by Cod18 December 21, 2021
Taylor, one of the best non-binary people I know. Literally, you’re amazing Taylor. You’re always there for me, you’re extremely funny. And, I love talking to you. I’m glad we got “married”.
by mi1o0 September 01, 2021