Super Straight

A man who is only attracted to cis women.

Rick: I'd like to set you up with my friend Karla
John: oh, sorry man. I'm sure she's great, but I'm super straight

Rick: ah. Tight.

by TheSwagatron December 18, 2021

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Super Straight

A sexuality that revolves around the fetish of eating your own feces

"Are you gonna flush the toilet man"
"Nah, I'm Super Straight, and I'm hungry"

by BluSuşi March 9, 2021

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Omni-Straight

All knowing of the Straight kind, all straight, only straight, nothing else.

Did you hear that Luke is Omni-Straight now?

He isn’t bi, he’s Omni-Straight

It’s impossible to be Homo if you’re Omni-Straight.

by Applesauce apples October 17, 2019

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Super straight is a sexuality in the LGBQ, people who are super straight have a piss kink and are transphobic, leaving the T out of LGBTQ. A shorter version of this wank sexuality is ‘ss’. Their flag is a mix of the colours of ph and two s’s, so I don’t know why they want us to take them seriously.

‘Oh look there’s a super straight!’

‘Wow, they must some sort of mental illness

by user846364836364 March 7, 2021

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super straights are closeted gay men with piss kinks

a random 16 y/o on tiktok-"im super straight , trans women aren't real women."

another 16 y/o - "nah bro you're just super single and super closeted "

by lesbianenby March 8, 2021

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Straight Pride Month

The month when heterosexuality is celebrated. Straight Pride Month is every month, but especially March. Straight Pride parades can be anywhere. Most people that are against this kind of pride are against normalcy. There are also people that are tolerant of both heterosexuality and other sexual orientations.

My friends are planning on celebrating Straight Pride Month.

by ineedaspicegirl January 22, 2021

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