Secondhand Dong

Secondhand Dong is best described as the awkward moment when one open mouth kisses, tongue kisses, or kisses their significant other/date after receiving a blowjob or receiving information that their significant other/date has given a blowjob.

Bro, it's a bad idea to kiss your girl right now. She just gave you a blowie, and there's no way I'm letting you get Secondhand Dong, dude.

by HexBuster May 25, 2014

Secondhand Choking

When your friend is choking and you laugh at your friend choking so hard you start choking too.

My friend has experienced secondhand choking

by panicphan July 1, 2014

Second Screen Syndrome

When you forget to bypass commercials on your Tivo because your on your second device

Doh! I missed bypassing the commercial. Must be suffering from second screen syndrome.

by AnnoyedGymUser July 19, 2014

Second Thursday

When you have to work Saturday so Friday becomes Thursday.

I love working second Thursday. Not like I didn't have to do anything on Saturday.

by alucardeverlasting March 13, 2015

Second Reality

used to describe any simulated world or game in which life is perfect

Man: My life is depressing. I'm going to enter Second Reality.
*clicks*
Female Voice: WELCOME TO SECOND REALITY

by BlueAidMan April 25, 2015

secondary rub

When a man or woman gently massages their partner's genitals shortly after achieving orgasm

Never have I ever received a secondary rub

by Flair Hay May 3, 2015

Selfographer

Someone who takes so many photos of themself selfies, that they should be a professional.

That white b*tch downtown sends so many selfies she needs to work as a daym selfographer.

by Socrates6 June 4, 2015