cheek sclapper

cheek clapper + cheek clapper

“yo my new legal name is cheek sclapper”
“that’s dope”

by raynie13333 May 26, 2022

Red snapper

A methed out subway worker with no teeth who puts nasty shit on your sub and doesn’t take it off then toasts it

That methed out dirty fucker with no teeth and pointy front gums that fucked up my sandwich. Nasty ass red snapper

by Clapped out jeep shiesty May 30, 2022

Cock-slapped

The female equivalent to being “pussy-whipped”. When a lady is down bad, head over heels, for someone.

Lady #1: “He’s beyond handsome. Smart, funny, gorgeous, caring — the whole package.”

Lady #2: “Sounds like you’re pretty cock-slapped for him.”

by BreezyVanillaBean June 30, 2022

The Slippery Shrek

Where one goes into a bathroom and brings their toy figurine of shrek along. They then proceed to run themselves a bath whilst preparing to shit on everyones favorite character. Once in the warm bath tub they shove shrek up their ass and shit on him whilst hes up there (jammy bastard). They then take him out of said ass and gives him a swirly. After all this the owner of the toy licks shrek clean.

That legend Joe did the slippery shrek the other day and apparently he wants to try it with friends

by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022

ida slapter

a white man who has no idea who just did that to him

Man 1: "Ida slapter except I didn't know who she is and I'm still trying to find her azz."
Man 2: "Well honey, you actually don't like her enough to slap her, so why don't you just slap me?"
Man 1: "I'd love to!"

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

ida slapter

the white man who slapped her and now he's lying about it by calling himself ida slapter

"Ida slapter except I did slap her and that's why I'm in prison doing time to think about that."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

ida slapter

spit that is there one minute and gone the next, a mist until you keep conjuring it up ALL OVER AGAIN

JUST LEAVE IT ALONE ALREADY

LEAVE THAT SHIT ALONE

"ida slapter finally dried up"
"That's cool. Pass the chips."
"Here ya go."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022