Rusty Bushman

When a guy with a beard gets a rusty trombone, but she tugs the beard.
My girlfriend got mad about a rusty trombone so she gave me a rusty bushman!
by Breakaway December 06, 2019
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rusty soviet

its when a group of guys fuck someone in the ass with a gun to their head.
we pulled a Rusty Soviet on homeboy when he wouldn't let the gang use his bakery to make bread for the hood.
by jimmyjohnsbqqandgravy December 02, 2018
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Rusty Douglas

The act of taking a shitty, unwiped anus, and pressing it upon someone's house. Preferably on a window or a sliding glass door, leaving a brown, shitty kiss mark of someone's asshole on said surface.
"Man, someone left a rust Douglas on my neighbors window last night. Had the whole neighborhoods feathers ruffled."

"If you don't quit, someone is likely to give you a rusty douglas"
by DickRichards February 15, 2025
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rusty lapper

When you get a lap dance from a stripper who doesn't wipe properly.
I wish I would've paid attention where she came from, because that stripper just gave me a rusty lapper.
by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017
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rusty opportunity

The opposite of a golden opportunity. This happens when a desirable situation occurs, but the conditions are not to your liking.
Joe: You had a golden opportunity to hook up last night. What happened?

Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.
by 2014_chiguy June 13, 2014
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Rusty Cogwasher

A person who prefers to give BJs after the other person has finished their exercise or workout routine - imgur
Your mom's s Rusty Cogwasher after that sweaty workout.
by Zipflopohmygod June 09, 2021
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Rusty Violin

Tongue jacking her shit box whilst fingering her clit.
I was giving Becky the old rusty violin when her mom walked in and ruined it.
by Pineapple trombone March 06, 2018
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