Much like a Cleveland Steamer, the Rusty Wallace begins by one participant squatting and defecating upon the chest of the second participant and then rubbing it in.
Instead of steam rolling it as one classically would, the user dives their face in the shit and blow through it. The resulting holes then can be covered and uncovered to be played like a rusty old trombone.
Instead of steam rolling it as one classically would, the user dives their face in the shit and blow through it. The resulting holes then can be covered and uncovered to be played like a rusty old trombone.
I wanted to get to work on time today, but I was still busy cleaning up shit after giving a Rusty Wallace to that slut Cindy.
We hit a new milestone in our relationship with a Rusty Wallace. I never thought my girlfriend would play her shit like a trumpet for me.
We hit a new milestone in our relationship with a Rusty Wallace. I never thought my girlfriend would play her shit like a trumpet for me.
by Apairadeez December 11, 2022
Get the Rusty Wallacemug. A 'Rusty Romo' is when you take a pretty gal out to dinner and then hit on the waiter the whole night.
an example of a Rusty Romo in progess.."Go back to your place and score? No thanks, I'm enjoying the breadsticks."
Or the Dallas Cowboys vs the San Francisco 49ers on September 7, 2014.
Or the Dallas Cowboys vs the San Francisco 49ers on September 7, 2014.
by another anthony September 7, 2014
Get the Rusty Romomug. "She was on her period and wouldn't stop bleeding. So to make it up to me, she let me give her a Rusty Dakota."
by Swood September 12, 2014
Get the Rusty Dakotamug. by whattt? November 24, 2010
Get the Rusty Venturemug. A sex move in which one takes a hit from a bong and then blows into another asshole in hopes of getting said person intoxicated.
"Holy shit I'm horny as hell, whilst craving some weed... quick grab the bong, I want you to give me a rusty trombone."
by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022
Get the Rusty Trombonemug. rust·y
/ˈrəstē/ adjective
1. (of a metal object) affected by rust.
trom·bone
/trämˈbōn/
noun
a large brass wind instrument with straight tubing in three sections, ending in a bell over the player's left shoulder, different fundamental notes being made using a forward-pointing extendable slide.
What your dick looks like after having anal sex. The slide part allbrown and rusted looking.
/ˈrəstē/ adjective
1. (of a metal object) affected by rust.
trom·bone
/trämˈbōn/
noun
a large brass wind instrument with straight tubing in three sections, ending in a bell over the player's left shoulder, different fundamental notes being made using a forward-pointing extendable slide.
What your dick looks like after having anal sex. The slide part allbrown and rusted looking.
"When i pulled it out of her butt it was all dirty," I said. Laughing my friend said "she gave you the Rusty Trombone."
by jayram1408 January 17, 2023
Get the Rusty Trombonemug. To be used for taking the worst of all dumps. The kind of discharge that is so toxic it is the most brutal metal dump of all time. Every time. So metal that the act of getting rid of such corroded metal waste could only be: to bust a rusty.
"What the hell did you do in my bathroom? It smells like you were burning trash and old batteries in here!"
"I should have warned you. I had to bust a rusty."
I stopped to use the bathroom at the gas station near my house because I had to bust a rusty.
"I should have warned you. I had to bust a rusty."
I stopped to use the bathroom at the gas station near my house because I had to bust a rusty.
by Skyren February 21, 2021
Get the bust a rustymug.