Rusty rain

The art of taking a dump on someone with piss ass.

She was a freak in the sheets and treated me to a golden shower and some rusty rain

by Beanflicker2017 September 13, 2017

rusty steam engine

When a woman farts on the inward thrust during anal sex.

The rusty steam engine blew me out and then back in, out and then back in.

by Sensual Fuckery September 30, 2017

trusty rusty

When your fucking her in the ass and just before you finish you pull out and shove your shit covered dick into her mouth.

" hey man me and my girl tried the trusty rusty last night, she got mad and left"

by xjxmxsx October 11, 2017

Rusty Spoon Effect

This is when a person does something so bloody unexpected, so stupid, that it actually works.
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon

E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway

Person 1 - "Scared you!"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"

by AO | Dovahkiin October 12, 2017

rusty barrel

A cougar that hasn't found a man in a while

Oh she a rusty barrel

by Rusty_Barrel October 16, 2017

rusty parakeet

When your shrimp of a husband bites off your nose and all you can replace it with is a piece of rusty metal

Bro you see that girl?
Yeah?
She's totally got a rusty parakeet.

by Jappleseed October 22, 2017

dr. rusty’s sore throat salve

Semen

Gary: I have a sore throat.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.

by OuiOuiUhhuh October 24, 2017