Pimp

Me

Oh wow bella she’s such a pimp

by Bella fuschillo July 8, 2021

shit pimp

shit-pimp: to 'pimp the shit' or to 'make unbelievably cool' something that your friends said couldn't be fixed or made awesome. Only to be used in circumstances of extreme amazement of the pimping of something that was once shit.

note: following situation is just an example and is not in anyway meant to be offensive or possible.

man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?

man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?

man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*

man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!

by BILL1ARDman500 October 16, 2008

salty pimp

To be a salty pimp means to have game or to be experienced in the art of attraction

Joe got a date with melinda joes a big ole salty pimp. Melinda being difficult to acquire a date with

by qwerty kid June 15, 2016

pimp

an upper class snob who takes advantage of chavs. also likes to take £10 notes out of underage females bras.

my old mate jerry was a pimp and i saw the sneaky bastard taking a fiver out of a 16 yearolds bra!

by fuckor November 1, 2020

The To Pimp A Butterfly Effect

When an album is so widely praised for being perfect in every sense of the word that people can feel afraid to criticize it or even listen to it for fear of disliking it. Also called The Dark Side Of The Moon Effect and The In The Aeroplane Over The Sea Effect.

i hear people raving about to pimp a butterfly all the time but im scared to listen to it. what if i don't like it?

obligatory mention of the to pimp a butterfly effect so this can be submitted

by tacklezzz November 16, 2024

Micro mini pimp

It is a pimp not a assistant pimp but just a pimp that is under 4 foot tall

Man that short ass dude smack the piss out that girl no he ain't short that's he's a micro mini Pimp he pimp smacked her

by $dan2rich March 1, 2021

The Tate 'Pimp' Thing

You know, and that reminds me (speaking of people who don't have any taste)...

Hym "So, to the Tate 'Pimp' thing... He ran a cam girl studio... Where the women did what is essentially Onlyfans... They showed their body on camera... Not ACTUAL porn... Just nudity... Russell Brand DID THE ACTUAL THING THAT PEOPLE WHO DO PORN ACTUALLY DO... TO 1000 WOMEN A YEAR... IN THE FORM OF ORGIES... NOT hated by Jordan Peterson... One of the Jordan REALLY doesn't like... The other is pals and needs to be forgiven under the auspices of the good ole' Catholic doctrine of forgiveness and if bound to just do whatever he wants... How... Does that work? That doesn't make sense... No to me at least... And I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived... So... You'd think I'd be able to make sense of it but... Nah... I don't get it."

by Hym Iam January 9, 2024